THE MISSION

Here at Weak Ass Dudes Eating Salad, we are dedicated to the preservation of manhood. We don’t single out men eating steak, burgers, or tacos. We are determined to publicly display those who choose to deny their responsibility of masculinity. We will photographically capture men who, against nature, choose to eat salad above any real food.

THE RULES

1.) Only real salads count. Potato salad, pasta salad, chicken salad sandwich, and other such “salads” do not constitute real salad. A real salad is one that is lettuce based. Vegetables are at the core of any weak ass dude.

2.) A taco salad is exempt if, and only if, it is served in a deep fried tortilla bowl. Mix beef, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, and a deep fried dish... Absolutely nothing weak about that.

3.) Pictures cannot be posed for. The object is to catch a weak dude, not to pose as one.

What not to do. (Nice soul patch)